BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 

I DO MY OWN STUNTS

You fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair, fall, and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? Nah... just put on your Wrap Gs and act like it's intentional as you saucily quip, "I do my own stunts."

SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN

For centuries the Spanish and southerners have tormented bulls for sport. Their misery has been used as a form of entertainment. But Goodr knows the truth - bulls are people, too! clowns however are questionable. The time has come to flip the script on this age old tradition. Save a bull, Ride a rodeo clown.

SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY

Remember when you were young and carefree and your boobs used to stand up and say hello when you walked into a room instead of staring shyly at the floor?! Remember when you could take a walk without playing hacky sack with you own sack?! Us too!!! F*ck Gravity!!! Relive your perky past by embracing some extreme sports and extreme Wrap G sunnies. Jump out of that plane with you middle fingers blazing and scream if you hate gravity!!!

NUCLEAR GNAR

Do you bleed Fluorescent Green?! Does your piss have a half-life of 2.5 Bajillion Years? Did your significant other grow a tail after making out for the first time?! That's Gnar Brah!!! Nuclear Gnar!!!

FEATURES

• No Slip 
• No Bounce
• Anti-Fog
• All Polarized
• All Extreme

Goodr's new MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL SPEED.

SHORT WITH BENEFITS

A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.

SMALLER IS BALLER

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!

GET ON MY LEVEL

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller

•  No Slip
• No Bounce
• All Polarized 
• All Fun
• No Leopards

New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Caps off! You just earned your PHG. $35 is nothing compared to your crushing student loan debt.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️