LFG
- DETAILS
- Shipping + Returns
SHORT WITH BENEFITS
A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.
SMALLER IS BALLER
How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
GET ON MY LEVEL
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller
DETAILS
- No Slip
- No Bounce
- All Polarized
- All Fun
- No Leopards
Shipping
All orders ship out within 3 business days. You get tracking information the moment a shipping label is created for your order. We offer free shipping on orders over $100. Select items have a flat shipping fee based on their size or weight. Concerned about porch pirates? We offer shipping with signature required at checkout.
Standard (UPS Ground) ships within 3 business days (prices varies or free $99+)
Expedited (UPS 2nd Day Air) ships within 1 business day for $19.95
Returns and Exchanges
Orders are eligible for return with 30 days of the order being placed*. We stand by the products we sell, so as long as the product is in like new condition with its manufacturer’s packaging and tags, we offer hassle-free returns and exchanges. Refunds to payment method incur a return shipping fee. Avoid the fee by choosing to get your refund in store credit. Or get the right fit by taking advantage of no-cost exchange shipping. You can also bring your return to any of our locations.
*FINAL SALE: Clearance items (over 50% off), climbing gear, underwear and
socks.
You can find more details here on our FAQ page.
*Must Add Hat to Cart to Receive Hat.